LOL - Funny Jokes

Funny one liner jokes - short jokes

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
No matter where you go, you're there.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key!
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity.
If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?